Name: Gold Auros
Powers:
- Etiquette of Death: When attempting to kill, incapacitate, harm, or make any sort of action toward Gold with hostile intent, all entities MUST state their intentions to do so and how they will do it, truthfully, right before they do so. Attempts to take hostile action toward Gold without the proper Etiquette will result in the action being reflected onto the aggressor.
- A Date with Death: In the event that he is killed or erased from existence or something similar, Gold can interrupt his story and abruptly change it to a romance arc where he seduces the physical incarnation of Death herself and ultimately is allowed to return the realm of the living.
- Food Wishes: May summon any kind of food instantaneously at will. Custom-made, too, so I can make things like pineapple-flavored zombie antidote smoothies.
- Endless Sorcerer: Can become invulnerable briefly. Gold uses this period to trap a target inside a "gameboard". In that gameboard, there are a series of murder mysteries, normally of the locked room varieties. The person cannot escape until they find the truth and state it as a theory. Gold, of course, gets access to the Blue and Red Truths while they're inside. And if they fail to solve the mystery, they're stuck until Gold gets bored and lets them out. Or they solve it. Umineko, basically.
- Trollurai's Legacy: Gains access to unavoidable Nerf Rays, which nerf things and are twice as effective on Greninja. Also turns his hat into a reflector.
- Freshman Physics: In a fight, he can turn everything down to three-dimensional space and ignore air resistance.
- Silver: Paper airplanes thrown can pierce the fourth wall.
- Irrelevant Randomness: Impossible to read or control Gold's mind, or else you'll go insane. Can't really predict his actions, either. As such it's hard to hit him or dodge his attacks.
- Asspull: Has access to any object or power, so long as there is absolutely no good reason for him to have it or prior indication/foreshading that he would have it. (excluding this power, obviously).
- In Technicolor: Ability to manipulate wavelengths.

Attacks:
for Irrelevant Randomness
- Ice Gun: Shoots ice. It makes people slip.
- Desk: A desk he summons for the purpose of slamming.
- Papers: Papers he summons for the purpose of tapping.
- The Laptop: A laptop. Runs every game and application in existence. Has godly-speed Wi-Fi, unhackable, and applications run at a constant 120 FPS.
for Endless Sorcerer:
- Golden Longsword: It's a sword. That's golden. And long. Used for casting the truth powers, mostly.
- Endless Nine: Grants total protection from anything supernatural or godly, or that Gold declines to acknowledge the existence of.

"What the heck."

Try and move somewhere with less mammalian precipitation.

Name: Blaze Novta
Powers:
-Only Sane Man: Gives immunity to mind manipulation and insanity.
-Chrono Block: Can cause brief and localized time stops. (He can control where and when the stop happens.)
-Lead Feet: Makes it very hard for him to be knocked back.
-Not Without a Fight: An attempt to insta-kill him will fail and may even cause some damage back to whoever tried to insta-kill him.
-Ludicrous Arsenal: The most dangerous and volatile of Blaze's powers, Blaze has a whole host of guns, blades, and other such weapons that he can use and even switch between.
Attacks:
For Ludicrous Arsenal:
-A scepter with duality that can change to a laser-firing flintlock pistol (both can be used as weapons)
-Terraria's Vortex Beater (fires bullets with the occasional homing grenade mixing in)
-TBKA's Nitro Roadburn Cannon (fires flaming puddles of acid)
-TBKA's Australis' Rage (crossbow)
-Omnicron Blaze's Scarlet Reaper (triple-barreled shotgun)
-Fear No Language (a large sledgehammer with a dictionary for the ends of the head)
-A folding chair (Don't underestimate it.)

@blaze: You spawn on Mars.

@gold: You see Metal Bowser from Super Mario Bros. Z.